The fomoire have been terrorizing Caelan Hendrick ever since he was born. Unbeknownst to him, the stray chihuahuas and unexpected bear attacks on hiking trips haven't been a result of his horrible luck. An evil race of monsters has been slowly taking over Ireland looking to destroy all they can before they are destined to die at the hands of the Gods during the second battle of Mag Tuired. Now, the safety of Ireland lies in the hands of this clumsy and unlucky demigod.