I never knew why people were so excited to be alive. Not that I want to die or anything, I just never saw the point in living. For me, life is a tragedy, a burden, a chore I have to complete. Things like love, happiness, friends, family, and so on, just never seemed to appeal to me. I just want to live and then die. But just because I say things like this doesn't mean I don't have hobbies and interests. I'm not a depressed freak or anything. But sometimes I wish I wasn't alive. All I ever wanted was for Kaleidoscope Fag Got to see me. I was popular, I did judo! I could pin down every man I saw. Yet he chose Keaton Discordus over me. Okay, okay, I understand. This introduction is getting quite long and I don't mean to boulder anyone with the responsibilities to read me complaining. I'm willing to bet you came here for my romantic love story? This story is far from that. I only feel sorrow as I write these lines. Have fun reading my pain, my dear reader.