Well then, if you're here then for whatever reason it's plausible that you've taken a look at the title and probably assumed that means that I'm some sort of undead creature or something similar, if you are one of these people who misunderstood it's very likely that you're not going to want to read this. My sincere apologies for tricking you accidentally. But no, the "lifeless" in the title means a few things, for example; 'mind-numbingly-boring,' 'absolutely terrible, a -10/10 star read' and more of the sorts. But if you did come here not by accident or from trickery then, for one I'm surprised, and two; you'll likely regret it later. (the character in the photo is our resident background character/mc) also, would 10/10 recommend listening to the Little Witch Academia ost, it's awesome.