Y/n Ulrich X Metallica. (Love interest: Kirk) Your Lars Sister (Non-Identical twin) and Kirk just joined the band. Year: 1983 Age: 18 (We are easily annoyed by Lars, so if we seem to lose it at a random time it is because of Lars) James is our best friend as well as Lars. We love Lars but he is annoying sometimes. We have a dog named Jonnie, he is a German Shepherd (Black)