*SATIRE* Christina Jacobs is your average high school girl- except, she's not. She prefers sneakers and jeans over miniskirts and slutty tops. She doesn't stay up late partying and drinking. She only has a few friends, and she's never even had a boyfriend! But that all changes one day when she finds a mysterious note in her locker. Could it be that the hottest boy in school, Jonathan, has finally noticed her? And if he has, will he damage innocent, good girl Christina beyond repair?