"But mom! I don't WANT to go to boarding school! And besides, that school's on the east side of town! Why can't I just go to the one one THIS side!? The WEST side!?" I wailed, my cat Lillian rubbed against my leg. "Honey, the school on the east side is a VERY good school! All the famous magic users and mystic creatures have gone to that school! Even the worlock who owns half of the town went there!" "But all my friends are here!!!! And so are you and dad!" "Sweetie, I know it's hard but your already enrolled!" "But MOM!!!!!" "NO BUTS!!!!! NOW STOP COMPLAINING AND GO PACK!!!" Sigh. Parents just don't get it, do they?