Born into a magic family with 12 children and high expectations, the oldest of the Aitherios clan sets off to college. He's studying astrophysics, but college in the U.S. is crazy expensive, and his parents expect him to pay for it. So what's a magic cat-person to do? The answer is simple! Assassinate immoral and evil people, then take their money! Now see the story of how Thresh runs around, breaking the law, making stupid dorky friends, gets a boyfriend, saves a queen, angers a king, and fights with his family! With all the craziness, dorkiness, ridiculousness, cuteness, and chaos, just try to keep up.