Dean Winchester is a mechanic from Lawrence, Kansas. Not much else interesting to be said. He eats at the same diner every week, gets the same meal, cleans up his car (affectionately known as Baby) the exact same way, and visits his little brother the same time every couple days. But Vegas has other plans. Meet Castiel Novak; former priest, slightly awkward, and the most striking blue eyes you, or Dean Winchester, have ever seen. In the cool night air of May, Dean and Castiel have an immediate connection followed by lots of margaritas, shots, and slot machines. Plenty of things can happen when you're wasted, especially when it's Las Vegas and 3 am; like getting married. In the morning, they wake up next to each other with a certificate by their side, two tight wedding rings around their fingers, and a cheaply made pair of pink panties spelling out two words: "Castiel Winchester."