(OBNOXIOUS COVER ALERT.) ⇁Title says it all, folks. ⇁Contains: ⌲Characters. A lot of them. ⌲Random things. ⌲Stupidity. ⌲(Some) language. ⌲More stupidity. **ALL ART IN THIS BOOK BELONGS TO ME UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE. ANY CAUGHT THIEVES WILL BE REPORTED WITHOUT HESITATION**