Ever had one of those, "Crap. I'm gonna die!" moments? I, Emery Athelia, am living mine. What can be more cliche than a girl setting out to complete her bucket list? Wait, don't answer that. Anyway, I'm here to tell you what happened, along with all of the weird stuff that went on. Prepare yourself for the strange story of your life, as you sit down, buckle up, and clean Captain Jack's tank. (NOTE: This is a complete work of fiction, coming from inside my mind. Please enjoy!!!!!!!)