"Have you ever watched '90 Day Fiance'? It's a show on TLC. People meet and they have to get married in ninety days." "Why would I want to watch that?" "We decided to try it out. But we did girlfriends instead of fiancés." "That's the stupidest thing you've ever said to me, and three months is a normal time to get a girlfriend." "I know, that's why we're doing thirty days."