So, as you can all tell from the title, THIS STORY IS ENTIRELY RANDOM AND DISGRACEFUL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Anyways, I currently have amassed an army full of eager followers, and I truly am grateful! But there too, have been those around me for many years even, and this chapter is dedicated to one of them- MWhisker_ , a great friend in great times, with of course, a talent for writing. And for her completed book, Cheese? Cheese. , I have written a special epilogue for her from uhm... months ago... so... Yeah.