(AU) Susan Pevensie has a dark, grave past, that not even her siblings (OC's) are aware of, and these events have turned her into the person she is today. What happens when they are pulled into a land of talking animals and butterbeer? What happens when Susan's self-worshipping twin sister apparently isn't really her sister? Or is she? Susan, uptight and bossy, has got a lot on her plate with her new frustration of trying to convince people that Sophia is HER sister, not to mention her weird infatuated with an oblivious king. Susan finds herself battling penguins, unintentionally ruining relationships and facing too many adventures she'd put her foot in for. Can the logical Susan Pevensie make it through unnatural pumpkin milkshakes and firewhiskey flavored chocolate? Disclaimer : I don't own Narnia or Harry Potter or any other movies or books I might use