New Years with Dirk and Jake. Fan girl 1: AHH ARE THEY GONNA HIT IT OFF! Fan girl 2: PLSSS TELL ME THEY DO! Author: oh my gosh. CAN YOU JUST READ TO FIND OUT! My goodness. Dirk: actually I can just tell you right now *SQUEEL* Author: DIRK STRIDER YOU WILL NOT! NOW GO TO THE CORNER AND READ IT FOR DAMN SAKE! Dirk: BUT I LIVED I- Author: I DONT GIVE A DAMN NOW GO! *Jake cradles Dirk* Jake: shhh it's okay Dirk: the author lady is mean Author: JUST READ THE DAMN ONE SHOT *starts crying* Fan girl 1 &2: *starts crying out of da feels* *Jake cradles everyone* Jake: shhh it's okay. THE END