Dan is an incoming freshman at ESPARANZO High School. Here, he and his best friend Louise go on crazy trashy trash trash adventures with fuckbois, psycho stalker crushes, and the amazing Philly Senpai. ~Ash Phil is a Senior at ESPARANZO high school and has been attending the same school since 9th grade. Yes there's memorable people including the crazy vegans, the blood thirsty insane girls, and your casual fuckboys, but nothing seems to be as memorable as Dan. •Blubs WARNING: This book is actual trash. Read at your own risk.