"So a gay princess and a veterinarian walk into a classroom..." "And?" "And what?" "What happens next?" "You tell me." ♚♚♚ The ironically naive and hopeful Lynette Jenkins is hopelessly in love with her best friend Shane Hunt, who just so happens to have the biggest crush on Lacy Mariposa - the literal epitome of going from riches to rags - as well as the fictional town of Rosland, Wisconsin's biggest mystery. As Lacy, Lynette, and Shane get to know each other better through a strange turn of events, they may just find that they have a love triangle to end all love triangles. Who really has to make the choice here? WARNING: girlxgirl, possibly boyxboy, if that makes you uncomfortable, please do not read. [I'll come up with creative chapter titles when I feel like it]