War. War never changes but the men who fight in it, they do change. some go insane from seeing there friend's veins pop like balloons. Other's go mad from the ear shattering noises of constant gun fire. but some change for the better. Take Homeless Robot for example, he is homeless but gets to where a box on his head even when he showers. Another example would be this Dracorax loner Revan who is one of the most skilled combatants I know being able to kill a man in 0.5 seconds after seeing him 5 miles away. Even I have changed from war... but lets get into that later. Hi! I'm GorGuf and I'm going to tell you the story of how these rag tag motherfuckers met up and killed the tyrant lord Carrot Top!