Convinced he won't ever fall in love, that he'll always be what his peers call him, the Horan Whore for his whole life, Niall struggles to find somebody to be emotionally attached to; even the people he sleeps with. Even his 'best friend', Zayn Malik, who only sticks by him because of the sex. In a sense, you could Niall's life is great with so much popularity and attention, but that's not how Niall sees it at all. Deep inside, all Niall think he is, is a slutty blond Irishman trying to man the difficulties of the friendships he fails to maintain. But one day, completely out of the blue, the Art teacher who everybody fantasizes about, proposes they become each other's boytoy for the time being. And his name is Mr. Payne. But it turns out, innocent sex-driven Mr. Payne has a few secrets of his own, that could potentially wreck both him and Niall's life. But so does Mr. Payne's partner, Louis Tomlinson. Liam and Louis, both willing to cheat on each other if it's just for pleasure or for answers, coincidentally choose one poor candidate to be their sex toy. Behind each other's backs. And it happens to be Niall Horan.