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hallo

I think I'll quit WP soon- may be on to read fanfics and thats it.

Ello

Wow.. I can’t believe you replaced me (my Theo role) for someone else smh so sad sobbing, and shitting bricks rn fr

Gay

https://www.wattpad.com/1341777044-random-stuff-i-find-funni
          
          Sad.. Didn't get my thirst traps ):

@-CUP1DSR3D-
          
          HEY... BABY.. IK U HAVENT WATCHED IT BUT CAN WE BE BORIS AND THEO FROM THE GOLD FINCH?

(TW: mentions of f1r3, it wont be censored.)
          
          
          
          
          
          
          MY MOM JUST SET BACON ON FIRE AND MY HEAD THOUGHT OF THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE. THERE WAS ACTUAL FIRE. AND THERE WAS SMOKE AND EVERYTHING-

Yellow, with a deep tone: I'm hungry.
          Roy: then lick the coat you smell like-
          Yellow, same tone: grilled cheese.
          Roy: what?
          Yellow: grill me a cheese.
          Roy: I am not grilling you a cheese!
          Yellow: sobbing
          Roy: damn it!
          
          
          
          Red: no! don't! thats my boyfriend!
          Yellow: *mimicks* nO! dOnT! tHaTs My BoYfRiEnD! I ATE YOUR BOYFRIEND!
          
          
          
          Lesley: *aggressively makes red and duck make out*
          Shrignold: I-
          Lesley: and they're both boys. *makes them make out more*
          
          
          
          (things I sent my gf :sob:)

Red: what happened to your phone?
          Duck: I'm saving the battery!
          Red: saving the battery for what?
          Duck: I might want to use the calculator. Anyway, might as well get used to living in the dark.. 
          Red: Yeah..
          Duck: what?
          Red: well.. its just not that great, innit? I wouldn't mind looking at the house again, and maybe, looking at you.
          Duck: Really? You like looking at me?
          Red: Uhm.. yea, I suppose I do.
          Duck: well.. I like looking at you to!
          Red: oh? Thanks.. for that.