-DepressedEggroll-

Bro this account @LucioAndHanzo writes great stories! Check em out love y’all :)

-DepressedEggroll-

If you don’t listen to Mariah Carey all I want for Christmas is you at least 37 times a day during December then you 100% identify as a snail. And not the good cute snails that take little bites of leafs and curl into your finger. I’m talking about the snails who do nothing but hide in their shell and lay on the sidewalk with a good 87% chance of being crushed by someone’s unsuspecting shoe.

positivelypotato1

@-DepressedEggroll- Wow, you know exactly who I am
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Diamondsrule1

I will gently bite into your asscheeks and scrape away the skin with my diseased teeth

Diamondsrule1

@-DepressedEggroll- Monsterfuckers are also called "Teratophiliacs" by those who want to use unnecessarily complex language.
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Diamondsrule1

@-DepressedEggroll- a baby's adult teeth are right under their eyes
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Diamondsrule1

@-DepressedEggroll- the flesh on the inside of your cheek is the same type as the walls of your vagina
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