[Bill_Cipher_Simp]

Convinced my stepdad to go on AO3 and now he has an account and has finished reading 22 books.

You know when ur ass tries to be serious cuz something terrible happens and then that one comment is just "PFFFT DAM" yeah, I was being all serious then they say this shit

Update, one chapter or two later and turns out the cat is alive because it was injured by a monster I think? We have hope 

You know the angry fans that say "we ride at dawn" when something goes wrong? I found fifty-two ppl like that, a whole chain saying how if their mom lets them they can come and who's bringing food and drinks, I'm joining cuz the author just killed my second favorite character after killing my first favorite after two chapters. Rest in peace you beautiful babies, fly high Navin and Orge

So uh, turns out my cat Luna died

Hey, fun fact I found out. All the people I talk to purposely zone out when they talk to me so they don't have to hear what I'm saying. And no one gives a fuck about my interests or opinions or anything else I have to say till I'm crying my eyes out and if they're the problem they'll tell me shut up or deal with it. Now I'm crying and have a headache and hating the fact that even my fucking family is like this.

This is for my children, how are you? Hope you're doing alright, it's your father here are you coming home?(I'm gonna buy a bunch of land and make nice little homes for my children in whatever area they want, you always have a home w me) have you eaten anything today? I just made some banana bread and I wish you could have some, it's my favorite. You're staying hydrated right? You know my boyfriend? The one I wanted to break up with because I felt bad I didn't like him and was pressured into the relationship? I finally did it, needed it yesterday morning. I hope you're cozy, I hope the weather is calming, I'm trying to learn knitting, do you have any new hobbies? If you haven't eaten, eat now please, same with water and staying hydrated. If you have an eating problem I'll understand and text me please.

I just love when the only good thing I have this week gets fucking canceled.

I'm starting to think every reader had am incest era(u don't do it you just read it as a joke or cuz ur mentally ill and stick with that category for a bit of time) and tbh that's kinda crazy if you think about it, Wattpad readers read the most jaw dropping, toe curling, type of smut ever with a straight face yet we cry our hearts out to fluff, we are just weird. I'm so glad I found this type of weird tho tbh-

Hello my children, reminding you I love you and text me if you ever need something, no matter what you are I love you darlings❣️❣️