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why do emoji’s still not work here what the fuck

i miss raccooneggs

i can't fucking take it. i see an image of a random object and then i see it, i fucking see it. "oh, that kinda looks like the among us guy!" it started as. that's funny, that's a cool reference. but it kept going, i'd see a fridge that looked like among us, i'd see an animated bag of chips that looks like among us, i'd see a hat that looks like among us. and everytime i'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words "AMOGUS" ran through my head. it's torment, psychological torture, i am being conditioned to laugh maniacally anytime i see a an oval on a red object. i can't fucking live like this... i can't i can't i can't i can't i can't! and don't get me started on the words! i'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. someone does something bad and i can't say anything other than "sus". i could watch a man murder everything i love and all i could be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. and the word "among" is ruined. the phrase "among us" is ruined. i can't live anymore. among us has destroyed my fucking life. i want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

you're watching callmecarson live on twitch, everyone is having a great time. carson seems a little excited. "we have a surprise for you guys." carson says, all of a sudden all of the misfits come out and start doing hard drugs. when swagger hits the bong everyone else starts smoking blunts.
          
          "hey guys, I'm fitz and i'm here to say that me and carson made up and katerino has been banished to the shadow realm." lights flash everywhere and you see cscoop finally get his water bottle returned, while joko and jawsh finally join lunch club. everyone on smptwt is going wild and live tweeting. then if things couldn't get any better, wilbur and schlatt join the stream and kiss, holding the gay pride flag.

i am NOT racist !!!!

lol my fish died and now the living room smells like dead fish :(

wtf is this update

Never mind Amy You said cole is hot stuff I,m not your girlfriend You tell me break up with cole because you like Cole It,s no fair Amy Why did you do that Your realy mean You liked me Alright iI'l break up you can date cole Bye it,s over bettwen us I hate you your Your cute yo me I' ugly I have no date now Call me ugly

why is there a limit to how much words you can have in a chapter 

fucking weeb