"Hi I'm ThE iDiOt"
"I want you to take your bullshit outside and /beat/ yourself with it"
"Fuck you, I wanna /do/ the ocean!"
"So, that day Mark came over...and he didn't just come over"
"Marks are good for sex" - buzzfeed lady that knows her shit
"I'm the prime?!?!"
"BITCH I SEE MARKIPLIER *screech* MY DADDY" - my new favorite person besides Mark and Shane
"I WiLl ShAvE FuCk"
"Am I like in extreme shook?"
"What is a Darkiplier?" - Google
"Wanna hit it from the back, let me arch my back, once I arch my back that mean attack this pussy" - cupcakKe
"My panties stuck in my ass, so I pulled them down to show him the pearl, make his pubic hairs curl fast" - cupcakKe
"Wanna stuff you with my prick" - roleplay Mark
"Everybody open up your butts" - Shane
"It also Fam, Fam is having a fAmtastic time"
"Watch how wide I can spread my butthole!"- My Daddy Mark
"They've been through more than hell. They've been up Satan's ass and out his mouth, then back down out his ass"
"He's going into porn" - Grandma
"Imma check out Jacksepticharry, instead of the lIe of Markiharry"
"We should start a cult, worshiping Marks dick"
"Venus is the new penis"
"I'll throw Jack out, because he's trash"
"my mouth just orgasmed"
Queens: @-folieaandy, Shane, and cupcakKe
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