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formerly known as: too-sarcastic

23 • she/her • hufflepuff • gemini • human embodiment of an awkward silence

a lot of my earlier stuff is super cringe so go easy on me lol

steal any of my stuff, and I hunt your ass down, no joke.

I do repost some stuff on my tumblrs:
incalescent-imaginings, hp-imagination-plz, imagineinhobbiton, and spn-imagines-to-feel.

But if you find any of my work anywhere else on the Internet, please alert me.

And no, I'm not interested in publishing anywhere else. Wattpad is the only place I am interested in publishing my stories, with the exception of the occasional repost on one of my own tumblrs.
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When I joined wattpad 10 years ago (!!!) never did I ever think anything I published would get 1M views…. Thank you to everyone who has read my The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings imagines/one shots...
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