peachspice

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Your pvp is the very thing that will smack the Incredible Hulk in the face, ride away on a razor scooter jabbing people in the legs with the Satan mobile called the scooter as he rides on the streets of the upside down, he then eats everything in Taco Bell while stabbing death himself in the throat with a rouge, extremely sharp dorito he found on the bathroom floor of the Taco Bell he ate and shit out on the magic toilet if Hogwarts. As he is done shitting pure magic, he snatches every bitches weave he sees. Painting his nails hot pink he steals a car and drives to Vegas where he gambles away all of his money and becomes broke, as he is now broke he has nothing left but his Satan mobile also known as the razor scooter. He rides said mobile into Hell flipping off Yeesus himself and highfiving Satan Aka Brendon Urie’s forehead. Now that he is in Hell he eats more Taco Bell because Brendon’s forehead demands he do so as he is the mythical legend Shane Dawson.
          
          Remember kids, don’t eat soap

-nothingtoseehere-

Lmao I love this
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