"So what if I'm not cute like you, innocent like you, or make chubby cute like you can. At least I know I'll find another sinner and we'll have a grand time." 
-Myself (Anna) to a child... I'm so messed up. 07/18/2018

"The way you teach is like a butterfly. A butterfly made out of butter and can't fly. Not only is it sad as hell, but it also doesn't live up to it's name."
-Myself (Anna) to my teacher... 08/02/2018

"My virginity is like a stale muffin, no one's going to take it and just try the shit out, I need more luck than that."
-Myself (Anna) to myself... 09/05/2018

Hello, my name is Anna. I'm not always like the quotes above of the things I've said, it's just, when I am, you better be sure I'll be stealing your junk food a few minutes later. I was raised going to church but ended up getting hit by KPop right in the face, ever since then, Jesus has no longer checked up on how I've been doing.

(Please note: I am not being serious... partially... but please don't take everything I say seriously, I'm just one big joke.)
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