@1-800-N0ah
*me and my friends talking about how im prolly gonna become a serial killer in the future and the list of people im gonna kill*
Me: your number five *laughs*
Him: *laughs* well I’ll just call the police when I see who died on the news
Me: you wont have a chance to.
Him: *laughs and looks over at me, immediately stopping when he saw I was dead serious*
People saying their parents told them “stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about”
Mine was my mom telling me “yeah, cry all you want. I don’t care”
One of the voices: that’s not water, is it…?
Me: nope. Last time I checked water wasn’t sticky
Lucifer looks so uncomfortable in being in a room with Malcom alone ☠️☠️☠️
OMFG MALCOM JUST SLAPPED LUCIFER’S ASS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Lucifer: I’d like you to stop touching me now
Malcom: haha. Your funny. We should get a drink sometime *slaps his ass and walks away*
☠️☠️☠️
Me: *ranting abt Lucifer a little too much*
Friend: and what’s the name of this show
Me: Lucifer- CAN YOU GUESS WHATS ITS ABOUT-
@1-800-N0ah I watched it when I was 10-11 years old. And... I almost.. joined a cult..
(Warning: Lucifer (the show) over sharing)
S1 E6 Dan and Chloe are such bitches ☠️☠️☠️
Like. Chloe called Dan bc Lucifer didn’t want to tell her what was in the container. ITS PERSONAL- you don’t need to to know- “a gift from my father” so all the detail you need. OK CHLOE??? YOU DINT NEED TO CALL UR EX JUST TO FIND OUT WHATS IN THE CONTAINER THROUGH HIM
People be like “I gotta see it to believe it” and then they go to hell ☠️
Me: I’m tired
My mom: tired of what, you’ve done nothing all day
Me: >:[
When somethings hot or it’s paint and I need to blow on it to make it dry of cool, after like 10 seconds of blowing on it, it feels like derealization- and I half to stop for a minute and just rub my eyes to feel feel again ☠️☠️