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I want to see Percy Jackson fanart where he's doing the Shinji pose. I will do it myself.

My post about Betty White, the Queen, and Morgan Freeman is absolutely gone. The last man standing, huh? Anyway, the devil may be fast, but Wikipedia is faster. They edited her article as soon as she died.

It's the boys birthday! Happy birthday Percy!

This man, Scotty, he doesn't know that Fiona and I do it in my van every Sunday. Hello, and welcome to my Ted Talk.

Somebody sedate me.

I hope he gets the tiniest tase of a sugar wafer and passes away.

A 9 year old Victorian would die at what I've been saying for the past few days.

Currently I'm my, omg, I'm going to die era.

I finally had my first dream today. It was about Will Wood and Mitski having public beef. On a Friday afternoon. On Twitter. Is this on brand for dreams?

Personally, I like to think Sally Jackson sounds like Phillipa Soo.