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"Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen." ~John Steinbeck

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't *ukfc* them!" ~John Waters

I'm TOTALLY a geek and an Ed  Sheeran freak. My lifestyle can come across as obsolete... Zombie apocalypse? I plan to retreat. Shall I repeat?

I'm beyond corny... So, uh... I quit writing fanfiction, but I am reconstructing a reconstructed story I started when I was eleven (so shut the fck up). :-)

Please don't tell me that you hate me. You don't even know me.

Reads? Votes? Comments? Follows?

Yeah, I'll ask because like my dad says, the worst possible outcome is the answer, "No."

I quote song lyrics and books. Non stop. 

"DON'T MESS WITH MY LOVE!"

No, I don't watch that T.V. show because I don't enjoy television until SpongeBob comes on.

Thank you. :-) For... everything?

You've been warned.