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I'm a girl in an open relationship with music, food, netflix, stories, & hockey. Sometimes we even let sleep join the party. 

I couldn't care less whether or not you like me. I wasn't born to impress you but I'll respect you anyways. 

Sometimes I can be funny (without being perverted), it's a rare occurrence but when it happens it's quite hilarious. 

My writing probably sucks cause I'm terrible at planning things out so my plot lines have a lot of holes. Plus, grammar kicks my donkey a lot. The story lines either go too fast or too slow. I dunno everything makes more sense in my head but I still enjoy writing regardless of my lack of structure and talent.

If you like my stories great. Please leave a comment and I'll be sure to check out your stories in return. I'm always looking for something new to read so don't hesitate to share your story(s) with me. I'll happily read them and offer constructive criticism if you ask for it. 

Stay pervy, my lurvlies. 

Toodles, doodles and noodles buh bye.