Hey👋🏻 am
Kryptonite,
Just a humble dealer of nightmares and shattered hope. I specialize in tales where heroes die, villains laugh, and "happily ever after" is a concept best left to the naïve. My genres? Mystery, horror, and fantasy-because nothing says fun like betrayal, death, and existential despair.

I don't write for the faint-hearted. If you're looking for sunshine and rainbows, you've made a terrible mistake. But if you enjoy morally bankrupt characters, dark humor sharper than your ex's insults, and endings that leave you questioning life itself, welcome to my lair.

Follow me. Or don't. Either way, you'll probably regret it.