90sStoner

I shall violently shake you now
          -|violently shakes|-

Imagine having either a serious horrible stomach flu or covid, and your school then telling you you have to be quarantined for the rest of the month  

*story ideas-*

Woah we have returned ✨
          System update!!!
          Kristen is now engaged and has a kid
          
          *Thats pretty much it okay byeeee*
          
          *also send us book ideas pleaseeeeee*

Wattpad: you have three notifs!
          
          Us, checking and sEEING FUCKING NOTHING:

Not me being terrified of a nightmare 

Lmao there’s a literal hurricane going on right now and our parents don’t even give a shit tf

S0m30N3 j^st b@ng3d on 0^r d0Or hhHhhHhhH
          
          -3n@

Grrrr we should re-do this whole account it sucks 
          
          Opinions? Be honest-
          
          Also I realized a lot of people just ignore this account which sucks so if you could actually respond to this that’d be great aha-

That moment when your d3ad headmates toxic ex bestfriend’s account just got hacked and it’s like 
          
          “Haha sucks to be them, fucking horrible person.”
          
          But also 
          
          “Oh fuck what shit that’s awful-“
          
          help lmao