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What's the best dad joke you can come up with?

A man was operating a Bar near a church.
          The church members prayed against the Bar business.
          Days later, the Bar was struck by lightning and burned to ashes.
          The Bar owner sued the church because he said that the fire was the result of their prayer.
          The church denied responsibility.
          So the judge commented: It is difficult to decide this case because here is a Bar operator who believes in the power of prayer and an entire church that doesn't believe in it.

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