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🎭 Just your local theatre kid causing chaos
🦉 SlytherClaw | 🏳️🌈 Bisexual (she/them) | 🔞 Teenager
💜 Officially taken by my favorite drone @Slytherin30-jax 💜
🛠️ "Bite me!" 🛠️
When I'm not screaming lines or crying over Murder Drones, I'm probably listening to showtunes, hyperfixating on random lore, or drawing angst.
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