Mandy

"Hi, everyone, my name is Mandy and I'm addicted to reading and writing smut."

"~hi Mandy~" **bored monotone voices**AA meeting vibes**

"I managed to shut my mouth for about 12 minutes yesterday. A personal high. I thank you all for your support and helping me to get to this point." 

(No but seriously my coworkers timed it.)

YO welcome to the crack house 

 A few facts cuz i'm bored af and have nothing better to write right now: 

>>>I have 15 books in drafts but they're all super bad so I doubt I'll ever publish 
>>>My car is a sexy beast called Tom
>>>I'm a college dropout who is more than likely going to turn to being a stripper to make money
>>>I used to vape (for legal reasons this is a joke ;-;)
>>>OBSESSED with like a million things a select few being Andy Samberg, Matthew Grey Gubler, Jack Black, cheesy romance flicks, biceps, soft animal fur, rainy days, the color grey, muscular shoulders, the colors yellow pink white black and orange, Halloween, writing and reading, music, and dancing
>>> people i find attractive: Dylan O'brien, Wade Poezyn, Justin Baldoni, Tom Ellis, Shelley Hennig (While she filmed Teen Wolf), Jack Black, and the usual array of anime characters
>>>the number of times i've accidentally flirted myself into a relationship cuz i'm bored is astronomically high
>>>commonly known as your local dumb blonde 
>>> I play with dogs all day and get paid for it
>>> I laugh at my own jokes more than other people laugh at my dumbass humor that consists of sex jokes and 15 year old boy humor
>>> I'm 5'4
>>> My first and only kiss was nasty and I'm a virgin (for now ;) ) but I'm horny asf 24/7
>>>My birthday is October 5
>>> I am bisexual and polyamorous. 



Thank you, lovelies 😘
and don't forget to recommend me bxb books or good animes!