AlienElf24

Hey guys
          	
          	So because I am obsessed with my Half-Orc Girsha and Little Mage Leora. (My last 5 chapters of Lesbian oneshots)
          	
          	I am going to be giving them their own book, I am going to add the 5 parts from Lesbian oneshots into it first, then go from there, I haven't got a story in mind really, mostly it will be smutt stuff, but if I think of ideas for a story I will make it work. 
          	
          	I love all the lore I've added in since first making them on HeroForge (which I will be adding their pictures to the book) and then drawing them in a scene that inspired the first chapter. I want to make more art of them so that will be fun. 
          	
          	I hope people like it, but if no one reads it, then that's okay. They are still my babies, and I will keep adding to their life. 
          	
          	

AlienElf24

Hey guys
          
          So because I am obsessed with my Half-Orc Girsha and Little Mage Leora. (My last 5 chapters of Lesbian oneshots)
          
          I am going to be giving them their own book, I am going to add the 5 parts from Lesbian oneshots into it first, then go from there, I haven't got a story in mind really, mostly it will be smutt stuff, but if I think of ideas for a story I will make it work. 
          
          I love all the lore I've added in since first making them on HeroForge (which I will be adding their pictures to the book) and then drawing them in a scene that inspired the first chapter. I want to make more art of them so that will be fun. 
          
          I hope people like it, but if no one reads it, then that's okay. They are still my babies, and I will keep adding to their life. 
          
          

Small_bear09

Hey any chance you could update ‘miraculous ddlg au’?

AlienElf24

@Small_bear09 I'm not really apart of that fandom anymore, I also don't agree with some of the cgl stuff I put in there anymore. I do have some oneshots of CGL if you want to read them
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Small_bear09

Hi, I meant add more parts if you could
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AlienElf24

@Small_bear09 heyy, how do you mean? Like fix the grammer or add more parts?
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AlienElf24

Year 10, School Story Time.
          
          We had a sub in my GCSE iMedia class once. He was on such a power trip. He wasn't sent a seating plan because we didn't have one due to all of our coursework being in different groups throughout the year, so we were currently in pairs to make a website on powerpoint and had to discuss and talk through the whole lesson.
          
          This sub had never worked for our school before, which was so odd, normal the subs were just teachers who had a free period. So he spent the first 20 minutes trying to find a seating plan on his emails and in the drawers.
          
          So we all carried on with our and he decided we were talking too much. I told him that we had to talk because it was a paired project, but he didn't believe me because all the boys sat together, and all the girls sat together. 
          
          My course partner told him that it was because we were got to pick our partners for this course work since it was a building up to our next course, which would be individual websites. 
          
          Well, the sub didn't believe us and proceeded to give us all numbers and sit us all randomly around the room, which actually meant the 3 boys who were banned from working together ended up sitting next to each other! 
          
          None of us could get any work done. He also tried to make it boy girl boy girl, but there were only 6 girls in the class. 
          
          Our teacher was back in the next lesson and apologised for how the sub treated us and how he got lots of emails from us telling him what happened. Everything was normal, and I never saw that power tripping sub again.

AlienElf24

@123SHA321 yeah, I finished school during covid so it wasn't even a big send off. 
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123SHA321

@AlienElf24 very understandable. I know I will miss some things at school, but I’m really looking forward to graduate
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AlienElf24

@123SHA321 I do not miss school in the slightest I have some good memories but they are all tainted now 
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AlienElf24

Work Story Time: It was literally my second day of my new job on tills, and a customer came to me with a lot of items after scanning everything 
          I asked her if she had a loyalty card, and she said no and went to pay for her item.
          
          She taped the card machine slightly so the machine message was for her to retap. Instead, she pulled away fast and said, 
          
          "Oh, I do have a card, actually." I knew before if I needed to go back to the scanning page. I could just press cancel, and I could add her card on. So I clicked cancel, and the machine froze and still wanted her to tape her card. 
          
          I told her I wouldn't be able to add her card on, and she said. I remember you tills do this before. So I asked the woman who was supposed to be training me how to fix it, and she told the customer that because she had already tapped the machine it will need to be restarted and I can take her to a different till. 
          
          Now I didn't know you could just bring up a already started transaction on a different till because I hadn't been taught that yet so I asked the lady for her husband to bring to stuff back and she got really annoyed with me and told me I had a very simple job and I should know how to operate a till without messing it up so much. 
          
          I was very panicked at this point, and I struggled to speak when I'm panicked, so the customer just kept going on about how I should know better. My other co-worker took over for me and helped the customer whilst I waited by the help desk for her to leave. 
          
          As she was leaving, I started to cry, and she and her husband looked over to me, and we obviously talked about me, so I cried more and a coworker had to make sure I was okay. 
          
          

AlienElf24

@CrimsonJadeWeaver thankyou, I'm okay now, this was around 5 months ago, retail is definitely not an easy job 
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Catherine-Weaver

I’m so sorry to hear that @AlienElf24, I hope you’re doing better now 
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AlienElf24

I have a question for anyone who reads one shot. Would you prefer to find one shots of specific characters in a multi fandom shots book, or would you rather just have a one shots book for only that fandom? 
          
          Because I have a very long one shots book that is on its 62nd story now, but it's a mix of different fandoms. So what I would do is have a book for say all of my old Korra x Asami one shots and just copy and paste them but still keep my old book for  anyone who likes the same fandoms as me and would read all the stories.
          
          I mostly write one shots for just me, but I would love to get some more engagement with them. So I think it might be a good idea. Comment your opinions please. I would love to hear them. 

AlienElf24

Sorry, I haven't written anything in a while except that one shot that turned out to be a two parter. I had actually been writing it for a while now, but apart from publishing that I haven't done anything. 
          
          The writer's block gets another one! 

AlienElf24

SCHOOL STORY TIME!
          
          So my Mum was married and had 3 kids before meeting my dad and having me right so she has always been Mrs K since her husband died and it was easier to remain Mrs K whilst her first 3 kids were in school than to be Miss L again. So my dad and I are both Vs which had never been a problem in Primary school, they knew my mum and that we just had different last names.
          
          So fast forward to secondary school year 7 and I went into the teachers' office, I don't remember why but one teacher asked if I wanted my dad on the phone... or step mum. I asked what she was on about and my teacher said Mrs K, your step-mum, I said I didn't have a step-mum and to call my mum since my dad is at work.
          
          I left after everything and thought about it if she was my step-mum she would be a Miss right? So this school really thought that my dad got with my birth mum, left her got with another woman who then left him and married a Mr K? Like what? 
          
          After this, I always noticed that even though mum was put as the first person to contact in my information teachers would ask me if I wanted my dad and I always say, no he's at work can you call my mum please, and they'd have to confirm I ment Mrs K. 
          
          Now that I think about it, my mum's best friend might have been on the list because she can drive and my mum can't, so maybe the school thought she was my dead beat birth mum or my dad's new girlfriend. 
          
          
          
          
           
          
          

AlienElf24

@MarlinThePotato It's funny now 6ish years on but at the time it just peed me off lol
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MarlinThePotato

@AlienElf24  this is all somehow funny 
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AlienElf24

CHRISTMAS ELF STORY
          
          I was an elf over Christmas and loved it a lot and I got a lot of fun stories out of it.
          
          So most people I guess assume that shops get their regular employees to dress as elves and do the grotto, well not for this shop. We are hired specifically to be elves and are trained in elf school.
          
          Many people asked me if I knew where things were most of them find someone else once I've said I don't work here normally. Unless kids are about then I say that I was sent from the North Pole so don't know where anything is.
          
          But then there was Kevin (our joke name) He asked me where tree stands were, I said I didn't know and he asked if I could get someone, I told him "I can't leave the grotto right now and I am sure someone is about."
          
          He then huffed and walked around the wall of the grotto which was close to the wall of the building but had walking room and then came back to the front and said. "Can you get someone for me?" In a rude tone. I sighed and left the grotto to search, he followed me.
          
          Like I said I was the only elf there so I didn't want to go too far from the grotto, so I went into the main entrance, saw an employee, and pointed them out. "You can ask them." the man left and a little while later I saw him come out of the doors again. He said. "I couldn't find them." And he seemed very angry now and I was scared he was going to yell at me.
          
          Luckily head elf came back and told him that we don't work here normally but she could radio someone for him. He stood there and waited without thanking her or anything, head elf radioed our manager who came over and dealt with him. 
          
          Head Elf said it wasn't the craziest thing to happen to elves here, one guy got asked to carry stuff to someone's car and got upset when he said he had to stay with Santa.
          
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