AlliumsMyBeloved

Is ur writings availablе on Neobook? 

Hey, just wanted you to know that my MCYT comedy book has been updated and I didn't see you at my last one or two shows, so I figured I'd let you know!

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          I FINISHED JRWI RIPTIDE...
          I AM EMO AND DEPRESSED

CHATTERS I GOT A GODSDAMNED PRONOUN PIN I FEEL SO POWERFUL (and somehow I think my mother didn't understand I'm agender but hush)

GUYS I MISSED IT BUT YESTERDAY WAS NOVEMBER 16TH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
          
          I heard there was a special place...
          
          Where men could go emancipate...
          
          The brutality and tyranny of their rulers...
          
          This place is real, you needn't fret...
          
          With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, fuck Eret...
          
          It's a very big and not blown up L'manberg...
          
          My L'manberg...
          
          My L'manberg...
          
          My L'manberg...
          
          My L'manberg~

I AM MISSING YOU SM I HOPE LIFE IS TREATING YOU WELL

Gentle reminder that,
          
          Tommy would want you to drink water
          
          Tubbo would want you to stay safe
          
          Philza would want to you to take care of yourself, and the environment 
          
          Wilbur would want you to ask for help if you can, when you need it
          
          Karl would want you to love yourself 
          
          George would want you to be happy
          
          Sapnap would want you to be unharmed
          
          Technoblade would want you to stay alive 
          
          And Dream would want you to stay strong
          
          Send this to 5 fellow Dsmp fans in 60 minutes after you finish reading this!
          
          If you don’t, that’s also fine, it can be a little annoying, lol

I COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER HE PISSED ON MAH FUCKING WIFE THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING HOLY GET DOWN AND HE PISSED ON MAH FUCKING WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ''this big!!''AND I SAID THAT'S *DISGUSTING* SO IM MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY ''twitter.com'' SHOUT OUT SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG YOU GOT A SMALL DICK! ITS SIZE OF  THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER AND GUESS WHA? HERES MAH DONGS LOOKS LIKE THATS RIGHT BABY!!! ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT ITS LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS IN A BONG  HE FUCK MAH WIFE SO GUESS WHA?! I AM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MAH SUPER LASER PASS!!! EXEPCT I AM GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH IMMA GO HIGHER I AM PISSING ON THE MOONN !! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPPING THAT HITS THE FUCKING EARTH! NOW GET OUT MAH SIGHT BEFORE I PRESS ON YOU !!!!!

Hyllo peeps!! :))) Was thinking of making Qsmp Phil oneshots (bc he's so underrated on wattpad) but I dunno- WHADDYA GUYS THINK? :]

It's been one year...
          
          Rest easy king...
          
          Technoblade never dies
          
          o7