—–██—– Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴏɴ
—–██—– ʏᴏᴜʀ Wᴀʟʟ
██████—ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ
—–██—– ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀssᴇᴅ
—–██—– ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs
—–██—– ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ
—–██—– ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ Gᴏᴅ ♥
✝✟ Pʀᴏᴜᴅ Cʜʀɪsᴛɪᴀɴ


An African woman walked into the movies. A man running the ticket booth tried to stop her, saying "I am sorry, but coloured people aren't allowed in the cinemas." She eyed him up and down and said...
"When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I go out in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'll be black and when I die I'll be black. But you, however, when you were born, you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you're sick you go green, when you go out in the sun you go red, when you're cold you'll be blue and when you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call ME coloured?"

Okay, that^^^is awesome!!!
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