Allie Mayes

"We're going all dark no stars"

"I'm a dark horse. Get used to it"

"Oh no. It's the rich kid from the Goonies."

"You wanted fire? Sorry cherylbombshell. My specialty is ice."

"Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world."

"You're a psychopath, Allie."

"I prefer creative."

"You know what happens to a snake when a Louis Vultton heel steps on it?"
¨Ï go to dinner and steak only the real can relate¨-Cardi B

Hello, hello.

I'm Allie! Just your run of the mill sarcastic ambrivert weirdo.

Tagging my Wattpad squad wgo you should follow in 3...2....1. Oh not following? AVADA KEDAVRA
@alim0n0s
@cheer_vaeh17 
@eltauro 
@11Frisk
@Alleycat123
@Jojomarias

WARNING: SARCASM OVERLOADS!

My Fandoms currently are;
~Wengiecorn for life!!!!!!
~Logang
~Riverdale
~Pretty Little Liars
~Harry Potter
~The Fault in Our Stars
~The Hunger Games
~Divergent
~Perks of being a Wallflower
~Taylor Swift
~Young and Hungry
~Disney
~ANTM
~Once Upon A Time
~American Horror Story
~Starbucks!!!☕(bc that's a fandom! Right?)

Ships:
Tate and Violet
Logan and Alissa
Bughead 
Dramione
Blinny
Druna
Nuna
Bluna
Newtina 
Jolly (Jason and Polly)
Everlark
Heffie
Glato (Glimmer and Cato)
Fannie
Hagustus (Hazel and Augustus)
Archonica
Voldetrix
PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte bc that's a ship. Right?)


I just post when convient.