I do NOT take requests for creating new stories, nor do I take requests for certain scenarios or chapter ideas. I have enough to keep track of, and it's hard enough to try to update all of them on a consistent schedule.
PLEASE do not discuss politics/politicians in the stories, on my personal page. I try to stay away from all that.
I don't block people often, but when I do it's because they were either;
Gross, overtly rude or creepy in the comments.
Bullying. Either each other, or directly insulting myself or my co-writer.
Nitpicking.
I do NOT care for Anime or Manga.
Because a lot of Hazbin/Helluva fans ask, I feel like I need to make this clear; characters that will never be included in harems or girlfriend scenarios are Katie Killjoy, Niffty, Martha, and Stella.
Helluva Boss fan.
Unapologetically simps for Loona and Verosika.
Unapologetically bashes Blitzo.
Unapologetically hates on Stella Goetia
Unapologetically chucks Blitzo out window.
Three women I would break the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule for:
Harley Quinn
Velvet
Demencia
High-key want to have Passionate Fornication with Catwoman.
I know it's frustrating that it may take a while for some stories to be updated, but Helluva Boss is really how I got my start on this platform, so it'll always be my main focus.
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Stories by Anson Sauer
- 33 Published Stories

IMP's Chick Magnet. New Version (M...
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Those asshole admins at Wattpad deleted it. Four years, no issue. Now it's an issue all of a sudden.

The Broken Assassin (Male Reader X...
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Relationship wise, life has not been kind to you. Every girl you've ever liked either hasn't felt the same wa...

The Human in Hell (new version)
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Wattpad deleted the original one (without giving a specific reason), so I'm just doing it over. I'm proud of...