Aph_Beijing

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Aph_Beijing

(Hydrophobia is a bitch when you live in Florida. You literally can't escape the water--
          And God, I can't go on to describe how much I thought I was going to die today. I was forced to (in other words, picked up and thrown into) swim in an ice cold spring with spiders in the trees [I also have arachnophobia] and then my lovely brother threw a rock at my head.
          I am just DONE WITH THIS WORLD RIGHT NOW LIKE MY HYLIAN GODDESSES-
          Well poppet, I'm going to go cry in my emo corner...)

Aph_Beijing

@iChibiAmerica (Yes, and it's mainly because I have a sack like crack grandma who ruins everything that could be considered fun. So, she managed to ruin water for me, surprisingly.)
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iChibiggy

@Aph_Beijing ||You have hydrophobia too?||
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Aph_Beijing

Beijing knocked on the door to your room. "Did someone call room service?"
           You opened the door to see two girls in short maid outfits and immediately started blushing. "U-uh I didn't call anyone up here."
           Lizzie pouted a bit and adjusted her apron. "So we came up here for no reason?" She looked at you with violet eyes.
           "Perhaps there was a mistake?" You were starting to get lost in her eyes.
           "No, the staff wouldn't have sent us if it was just a regular call." Beijing sent you a smile. "So I guess that means you are a special person!"

Aph_Beijing

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thearcher-

"CCHIIIIIIINNNNNAAAA." Domi yelled running in circles. She was clearly sugar high

Aph_Beijing

@Cxnder- China looked at her and then Beijing. "But she's always right next to me, so I thought she felt the same, aru."
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thearcher-

"incest is nasty pervert."
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Aph_Beijing

@Cxnder- China winced and rubbed where she kicked. "Aiyaa, what was that for?"
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