Apple

Hiya!

So my name is 'Not-Going-To-Be-Disclosed', but you can call me 'Apple'. 
I don't usually like to talk about myself but I guess I haven't got much choice here...

First things first, I love my cat, don't get me wrong dogs (and other domesticated companions!) are wonderful pals, but there's just something about the way she silently - or through a tirade of yowls - glares at me from her latest card-board box that makes me love her like oxygen.

Next on the agenda, I'm at least 68.2% sure that all of this ~gestures openly~ is part of some big imaginary socio-scientific agenda, so any human interaction might be a real pinch to convince me that this reality is, well, real.

Thirdly, I promise I'm not insane - okay, maybe just a little, but "All the best people are crazy" - I'm just another country girl who procrastinates way way too much and has to put up with infuriatingly slow internet (which means I'm almost always behind on Netflix and current pop culture, but what can ya' do?). Most of the time you could probably find me curled up with my nose in the book chowing down on way more calories than I've lost in exercise, blocking out the real world with I maintain to be 'Absolutely banging tunes' despite what my more socially eloquent friends may think. 
I'm not too sure what else I need to say, I hope this bio thingy isn't too long or too short or too anything, but before I sign off, I'd like to say a hearty 'Hello' to the Wattpad community!!! *I might have made this account ages ago, but for one reason or another I never really used it* Super excited to meet/get to know you guys (I hear y'all are a bunch of big book-nerds at heart as well) and I canny wait to set off on my Wattpad journey with my new Wattpad family (fingers crossed we don't crash and burn before the ball gets rolling!).

I know I'm a right cheese-ball, I hope you'll forgive me.
For now it's time to love you and leave you, 
Apple x