Guard #1: I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the-
Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH!!!
When you're the Dragonborn, annoying guards aren't a problem anymore.
Guard #2: By order of the Jarl, stop right there! You have disrespected Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
Dragonborn: Dang it...
Well, they still are if you're in the middle of a town...
Following
Stories by ArkusLord
A Gift From Beyond
When a strange pod lands on Earth and is discovered by Eli, an average 15 year old high school student, he ga...
Trove: Book One
Mysteriously arriving at the hub, Ark has no memory of what happened to him. As strange events start to occur...