Arthur Kirkland

"Hᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ I ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs? Hᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ʟɪᴇs? Hᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴅɪᴇ? I ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇs. Bᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ɴᴇxᴛ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ." ~Iᴛᴀʟʏ
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'Ello dear. Would you like some tea? No. . .? Well then. Would you mind just taking a small bite from the scones I've freshly baked? No again? *Flushes slightly* Oh dear. I've forgotten to introduce myself. My name is Arthur Kirkland. I am the human personification of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Or England if you'd prefer to call me that instead. Anyways, I love to read, and to drink tea. I do have quite a temper, so don't try and anger me. Ah, yes. I do in fact indeed see fairies and other such things. Mythical creatures as you would call them. *Sighs* Most people think I'm hallucinating. I have three older brothers. Wales, Scotland, and Ireland. I also have a younger brother named Sealand. I should tell you that I absolutely despise that frog-faced brute France. It makes me furious just thinking about him. I also took care of America when he was really young. He was so cute back then! I don't take care of my former 'little brother' anymore. . . He became independent. And it's never been the same. . . It will never be the same. Not ever again. *Tears up but wipes them away quickly* It's not right for a gentleman to cry over such things, sorry about that poppet. Well, that's enough about me. Would you mind introducing yourself, love~? 

Children:
http://www.wattpad.com/user/Murdersandsmiles
http://www.wattpad.com/user/MichoSatsune

Wifey:
http://www.wattpad.com/user/TransformersForever1



	
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I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴜʟ ᴏғ ᴀɴ Hᴇᴛᴀʟɪᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴀᴍ ᴠᴇʀʏ ғᴏɴᴅ ᴏғ ɪᴛ.