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Check out my new chapter on my book Youtuber Oneshots for a special Wattpad event I'm doing for followers/fans!
          https://discord.gg/VgSTQrm
          s-e-n-p-a-i#9476

I swear I’m usually not this hyper and excited, just wanted to let u know that I think ur a prettty coolio person so far 

AND ALSO A FELLOW CANADIAN MY GOSH HI

AHHHHHH I JUSTT DISCOVERED YOUR ACCOUNT!! DESCRIPTION IN UR ARCANA BOOK IS 10/10. YOU LIKE THE SAME BANDS AS ME AND OML HETALIA TOO 

I feel like the strongest person alive rn purely because of the fact I didn't scream at a jumpscare in a Pewdiepie video and all I did was severely injure myself by squeezing my Sprite can so hard that it opened up and cut my hand really badly and oh my god I'm in pain please send an ambulance.

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thefuckwattpad
          Iplannedonupdatingat11pmandyoudecidetodomaintenancethen?? :c

im sick
          help

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