I write, I complain, and I comment stupid things on my friend's stories.
I try to keep to an update schedule, but we all know that doesn't work out well with me, so...
All of my stories are based on events that I have faced in my life; maybe not true, but...
My husband, fiance, boyfriend, and three sugar daddies will fight you.
I also love to use ellipsis.
Peace, Love, and Chicken Grease-
Alyssa Park

"I'M A VIRGO!"-
Jenna Marbles
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Today is my birthday and......I just wanted to say hi
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Dear Diary, I have a confession
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