BanefulBard13

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This is a notification to all of my readers: IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, DON'T LIKE GRAPHIC CONTENT, OR ARE SIMPLY A FUCKING TROLL, LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE! One of my stories got taken down for guidelines being broken when I know for a fact it didn't. I am livid, not about which story got taken down, but the fact it fucking did in the first place. If you have an issue with my shit, either message me first and we can discuss things like the adult you're supposed to be, or you can walk away! Both options are better then being a coward and reporting shit just because you didn't like it or found it offensive. disrespectfully, to the person who did this, leave my work alone, block me, and don't bother me ever the hell again. I don't know who did it, but you should be ashamed for it. I am a grown ass adult who comes here to help process trauma, trauma I might add, that I know I'm not alone in feeling and wanting catharsis for. These are stupid fanfics about grown ass adults doing grown ass shit. Don't like it, fuck off.

BanefulBard13

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This is a notification to all of my readers: IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, DON'T LIKE GRAPHIC CONTENT, OR ARE SIMPLY A FUCKING TROLL, LEAVE MY SHIT ALONE! One of my stories got taken down for guidelines being broken when I know for a fact it didn't. I am livid, not about which story got taken down, but the fact it fucking did in the first place. If you have an issue with my shit, either message me first and we can discuss things like the adult you're supposed to be, or you can walk away! Both options are better then being a coward and reporting shit just because you didn't like it or found it offensive. disrespectfully, to the person who did this, leave my work alone, block me, and don't bother me ever the hell again. I don't know who did it, but you should be ashamed for it. I am a grown ass adult who comes here to help process trauma, trauma I might add, that I know I'm not alone in feeling and wanting catharsis for. These are stupid fanfics about grown ass adults doing grown ass shit. Don't like it, fuck off.

JamaicaLove99

Hi when will you update The Tepes Legacy, All it take is a talk, Cursed reflection and A hellsing legacy

BanefulBard13

@JamaicaLove99 To be rather blunt: When my ADHD and Autism let me. I get busy with other stories and the " new story bug" bites more often.  I'm sorry I haven't touched them in a long time, but they are giving me writers block. I don't know where to go with them, and no, I don't need advice for it. My wife is a writer, and she helps me with my stories when I ask. I highly suggest you go read her stuff. All her stuff is original and brand new, and very similar to what I write. You can find her @AlexiMcNathair1207.
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BanefulBard13

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Heyo, my lovely little readers! I got a big announcement for all of you, and it's not about me, but about my wife! She is amazing woman who has been through a rough go of it. 
          My wife is the rock in my life and the most lovely of souls I know, and I cherish her wholly. She, like me, is an author, but unlike me, her shit is original work! She works hard, and does her best and works her ass off on this stuff, and bonus points: I'm her chief editor/go to person when it comes to getting ideas or getting help with edits and such. She works so hard and I genuinely would appreciate the hell out of all of you if you'd go and show her books some mad love. It is for adults, not for children, so if you're on my page and under 18, politely fuck off, and the same goes with her. You can find her stories at @AlexiMcNathair1207. This would mean the world to her, so please go give her some love.  thank you and I'll see y'all on the flipside!

BanefulBard13

Hey, im just here to say that I won't be writing because I lost my guinea pig, Seraphina, this morning, and so I won't be writing at all today. I'm taking the time to mourn and grieve. I don't want thoughts and prayers, but please, hug your pets, love them, and show them extra attention because you never know when their last day is. I thank you for understanding, and wish you all a better day then mine.

powerpuffdigimon123

@BanefulBard13 that is very sweet. Dave the stories what you are doing for later. I am positive sure things will be turning out much better to think about a happy memory you have. And it’s my pleasure for cheering you up as a fellow and friend
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BanefulBard13

@powerpuffdigimon123 thank you for your understanding. Im an artist in my free time, and i fully plan on doing an interprative peice on my sweet girl. 
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BanefulBard13

@alexsismindina thank you for your understanding, and as fellow cat parent, i understand that stress. 
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BanefulBard13

Hey guys, it's ya boy, Jay, and I have a bit of bad news to mention. It's nothing too serious, but it'll be an explanation why it seems like lately, my heart just isn't in it with my stories and my writing. also, here's your trigger warning now, because it's gonna get a little personal and upsetting. 
          
          So, as a wee lad, my mother ditched me and left me when I was 5, and for the past 21 years I have been trying to slave away at making a relationship with her work, but she's a narcissist, and doesn't truly care about anyone but herself. I've been trying to please a woman who just can't be impressed by me, wants nothing to do with me, and actively puts my little brother before me every time. That last one doesn't sound bad, but it is, I promise. I am going through a bit of the grief cycle because I've made the choice to finally and permanently cut her out. If it's an emergency, she can of course get a hold of me, but other then life or death nonsense, I want nothing to do with her. This nonsense has been affecting my writing a lot, and it's been making my attention span be all sorts of wonky. Once things settle down and go back to relatively normal, my writing should improve and I might even finish a few more stories. 
          
          I'm not asking for anything on your guys end, other then patience and understanding. I hope you continue to enjoy my stories, and I will see y'all on the flipside. 
          
          And with that, my bats, cats, and serpentine friends, I shall bit you a fond farewell, and a very happy Pride month.

LevisBallwarmer

I hope things get better for you soon <3
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BanefulBard13

Heyo, its ya boi, Jay, and I feel like i owe yall some explination. So, yall have more then likely noticed i am horrible with updating my stories and getting them finished, but have no problems banging out new stuff. 
          
          Reason for that is simple: im autistic with adhd and executive disfunction has a vice grip on my attention span as well on my ability to finish projects. New stuff:Fun
          Old stuff: how bout no
          
          I will get to it...eventually. i promise that much of it will get done eventually. I know its fustrating, but please understand i do want to, i just cant make myself do it. 
          
          And with that, i hope my bats, cats, and serpentine friends have a wonderful new year. 

BanefulBard13

Heyo! It's ya boi, Grim, and my internet is back on line! I cannot tell you how happy it makes me that I can get back to writing normally instead of using Notepad on my laptop. I will definitely get back to work asap now that I have the ability to do so. I thank you wonderful bats, cats, and serpentine friends for not only your kind comments on my last post, but for your patience and understanding. And so, without further adieu, let's get on with the show!

BanefulBard13

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Heyo, 
          
          So, good news and bad news. 
          Good news: I am still writing and getting stuff ready to post as soon as I can. 
          Bad news: My internet keeps disconnecting from my laptop so i have zero access to Wattpad right now outside of my phone and i flat out refuse to type on my phone. 
          So just hang tight and I'll be back my bats, cats, and serpentine friends, as soon as my internet stops being absolute bullshit. 
          

powerpuffdigimon123

@BanefulBard13 but good news is you’re okay.
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BanefulBard13

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I didn't think it had to be said, but I'm going to say it because clearly not all of you are adults, and not all of you understand my bane at this shit. If you post a comment, it better be a comment, not a link. links get you muted. I'm not playing here. comments are to be about the stories, the fandom, not a link to some possible malware bullshit spam. I had to do it today and it really upsets me to do so. I know without you guys, I wouldn't still be doing this, so I hate racking down, but I will not tolerate troglodyte behavior.

BanefulBard13

My thing is this: Teens are a hell of a lot smarter then they let on. I knew the difference between right and wrong before I was 10. 13-18 is middle/high school. They aren't stupid. I don't need to take a break from anything. Kids need to be held responsible. Just because they are under 18 doesn't mean they can't have consequences for their actions. The consequence for posting a link is a mute. End of it. I know if I did something like that ( I.E: Read adult material/be a jerk/troll out of spite) as a kid, I'd get my phone/laptop taken from me if I was lucky. Kids know they're treated gentler these days and abuse it to a degree. I'm not going to be gentle.  I will mute them and continue about my business and my day.
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powerpuffdigimon123

@BanefulBard13 little teens aren’t ready yet. They’re still kids I know of. Honestly, I would think that they’ll get grounded by grownups for doing damages. Firstly, is to let them apologize to you and understand. Because they’re not ready yet till they’re fully adult. I wanted to say thank you for understanding. So my suggestion is this, try at least take a little break for a while. When you’re ready, let me know.
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BanefulBard13

@powerpuffdigimon123 I'm not directing this at my adult and directed audience readers, so please don't think I'm mad with all of you. I know from my analytics that sadly a bunch of private accounts of 13-18 year old follow me, even thought I write for 18+.  I can't mute private accounts, and it honestly makes me upset on how little teens are monitored these days on the internet, and with how much they get away with when they do cause damage.
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