Oliver the talking trashcan

My name is Oliver Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (please understand)
My talents include getting into fandoms after the buzz has died down, or right before the buzz comes back. For example, Camp Camp, Be More Chill, Harry Potter and now Detroit: Become Human
I'm secretly not human. I'm a chimpanzee with a computer being told what to write. 
Being gay is my favorite pastime. 
I'm hecking f o u r t e e n. 
My girlfriend says I'm to pastel to be emo. 
t r a n s g e n d e r n e s s s u c k s. 
V a m p i r e P o t t e r
I'm secretly not a chimp with a computer. I'm really an Android being programmed to write stories. 
All of my characters are trash. 
I totally laughed over the scene in DOTPOTA where Koba throws Ash. 
Oliver I-have-way-to-many-drafts-and-need-to-stop Dowd. 
I totally watch Barbie and My Little Pony crap when I'm bored. 
I'm totally a freshman in a horrible school. 
Literally walk through a cemetery to get home every day. I see dead things. 
Still playing Pokémon Go. Give me your friend codes. 
My dog is named after a character from Gravity Falls (Mabel).
I've hurt myself more times than Grover has been self deprecating. 
My friends bully me. I bully them. Mutual bullying. 👌
I'm not scared of the dark, I'm terrified of what's in it. 
Child of Apollo I think.
S t o n e r? No, not yet. Waiting till Junior year for t h a t. 
Bowling For Soup is a good band. 
My friend's name is Bloody Mary Smith
Tom Holland constantly looks like he's holding a frog in his mouth and he can't open his mouth or the frog's gonna jump out. 
I hope you liked my OKCupid profile! HMU for a good time!
My wallpaper was made of pure rage and hatred towards Neil. 
I literally have over thirty drafts that I'm working on right now. 
Living for Theo in The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina cause honestly I can stan a show with a trans ftm main character. 
When I typed stan my phone autocorrected to stab. 
This is such a meme smh 😞
Imma start skateboarding lmao
Troy Iwata as Michael is amazing