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Hello 
Um I write trashy fanfiction  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah.
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Beanisnotonfire Beanisnotonfire Dec 04, 2016 09:47AM 
So,,, I started writing this story in the 1800's when workhouses were a thing, and like its not a fanfiction. Its got my won characters and everthing but im concerned people wont enjoy it? Idk man bu...
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Stories by ∶Albino Hairless Dick Monkey∶
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DirkJake fluff by Beanisnotonfire
DirkJake fluff
This will probably just be where I let out all my DirkJake/JakeDirk fluff or smut or whatever Because I get a...
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Dude what. [DaveKat] by Beanisnotonfire
Dude what. [DaveKat]
oH MaN Oh Man oH YEaH oHhHH yEaH. Davekat is a thing and im down. --sleepy fluffy boyfriends who sometimes ne...
ranking #172 in davekat See all rankings
Well Shit - [DaveJohn] by Beanisnotonfire
Well Shit - [DaveJohn]
John and Dave decided to move in together not long after finishing college. They both enjoy the company of e...
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