Becca Wise

Guess who finally got a job?? That's right, it's me!
          
          I'm a personal shopper at Walmart and I'm excited and terrified at the same time.

You forgot to mention crystal scherer in your list of fandoms, oh revered high priestess

Hiiiiii

hi depression my old friend
          i've come to sink in you again

Do y'all remember when the Wattpad symbol was a lowercase bottom-curved w with a trace along the outside of it?  Those were the days when Wattpad was good.

UwU

They should put the president in Area 51 considering the terrible display of security at the White House XD

And thank (f*ck) you, life, for ending my once-a-week-for-the-first-time-in-2-weeks appointment with my therapist early.

Poor Papa drove face-first into the outdoor nativity set and it scared me to death.  He's okay, the nativity is in shambles, and the car has scratches, but man, that was scary

Time to adult and get a credit card!
          
          School help?  Big ol' ZERO
          
          Dad help?  Pretty much all
          
          But hey, don't worry, because thE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL-